Not Really Horror...

The Human Centipede is NOT a horror movie. It's a horror movie the same way that Hostel and Saw are horror movies, because it's disgusting and deals with body mutilation in the WORST way. It's not a TRUE horror movie like Psycho.

But if you MUST know what this movie is, DON'T WATCH THE TRAILER. Instead, look it up on Wikipedia. It'll make you nauseous either way, but the Wiki article won't give you nightmares for two weeks.

....Look it up your own damn self. I'm not adding a link to the damn thing.

....And this actually has nothing to do with my punishment for not updating Wednesday. Speaking of which, I'm thinking of making this update only on Fridays (it'll lighten my workload a little).

Made with Prismacolor markers and mechanical pencil.

Woah, I'm digital!

 

So it's not a comic YET AGAIN!

I'm starting to like drawing in filler a little too much.

Comics by next week, promise. :3

This was drawn AND colored in MyPaint (I won't be surprised if you've never heard of it).

Not a comic

 

WOAH, it's not a comic!

I have some roughs of some comic strips, but they still need to be tightened up and finalized. In the meantime, I thought I would play with my Prismacolor colored pencils and give you a cartoon representation of me.

Feel free to critique. I appreciate constructive criticism. :D

Shakespeare, BADASS

 

I usually draw something a little more exciting than this, but I just wanted to draw myself as badass as possible. 

Well...as badass as I can be, since I'm playing Romeo as a Jedi apprentice in the Star Wars universe (I can't make this up. I blame my director :D).

And I realize I don't have glasses in this picture. Hurm.

This was drawn with my lovely Cool Grey Prismacolor markers and a mechanical pencil.

I Wanna SmackJeeves

 

True story. I miss the old days when it was just HTML knowledge you needed to build a basic Geocities (craptastic) website. Now I don't get all this CSS and PHP and Javascript schenanigans.

SmackJeeves has to be the worst way to program a webcomics site I've ever laid eyes on up to this point. Ugh.

I think I'll stick with BlogSpot, to be honest. It gives me all the same abilities as SmackJeeves, but with 100% less yaoi (that site is 99.98% gay boy love, I swear. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but BY DAMN I want variety!).

Waka, Waka, Waka

And yes, the Waka is a valid Japanese form of poetry.

It was written weird above, because of the space, so I'll rewrite it here:

"Fozzie Bear, Fozzie

the Goon, tells bad jokes that make

me laugh, because I

have a terrible sense of 

humor. Waka Waka Waka, Bitches."

The syllable count isn't really right, but poetry has flexibility.

Also, I colored this with Cool Grey Prismacolor markers. I love those to death. :D

Gettin' Hot in Here...

Ok, so it just started getting hot recently up in Ohio. It's like a freak heat wave flew in. I have no idea where these come from.

And no, my figure is not this extreme, nor do I wish it to be.

Captain ADD

This actually happened.